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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Still no good

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?